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Frozen Demotivational Poster


HARE SOLO -




RE-MARRY? - YEAH RIGHT! MAYBE WHEN HELL FR- OH CRAP!




A COLD HEART -


TAGS: frozen window to the soul
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:30 pm
Longer than that, to "deflate" my ewreckshun.
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:28 pm

The experience would kill you. And it would take the undertaker half a day to get the smile off your face.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:23 pm
OK, we can use mine...
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:20 pm

Dead gophers and chocolate sauce.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:14 pm
Oh boy! You got whips and chains? [Hopeful, pleading look...]
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 2:13 pm

I know you live in Vegas. I'm not magical, I just see you IP. And no, you shouldn't have mentioned it. I may have to hurt you.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 1:08 pm
Should I mention that it was 83° F in Las Vegas NV USA on Saturday, March 26, 2016? (I live there.)
Silverheart - March 25, 2016, 5:16 pm

I know how you feel. Got so cold had to resort to turning the AC back off.
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 4:21 pm

Wyoming is just southern Canada. You forgot barbecueing in shorts and sandals. In the snow. And wind. And yes, I do.
Reality Lord - March 25, 2016, 3:35 pm

lol...up here a foot and a half of snow and 50 mph winds is shorts and sandal weather. canadian eh ;)
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 11:02 am

This time of year, the storms are more an inconvenience than anything else. Temps are high enough that the roads are good right away. I do have drifts in the windbreak that are 6-feet high, and will be there until May.
mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 10:37 am
I'm scheduled for the first of the week----you have my sympathy and another is on the way----
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 10:12 am

Looking out my living room window on Wednesday. Blizzard dropped almost a foot and a half of snow on us, whipped up by 50mph winds.


GLOBAL WARMING - Killed My Cat


TAGS: frozen cat global warming
Rating: 2.18/5
adolflol - April 16, 2011, 8:35 pm
I don't like cats, but that is just wrong
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 7:42 pm
cats are no better than rats
Swampfox - November 20, 2009, 6:48 pm
Crats, clown cars... Who can tell the difference?
aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 6:15 pm
how can anyone think dead cats are funny?


NOT THE ONLY PLACE I HAVE ICICLES -




HELL -


TAGS: frozen over
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by culos



LIVING IN TEEPEES AT -37F . . . - . . .naaaaahhhh, I'm good. If you need me, I'll be in Cancun.


TAGS: northern lights teepees canada yukon cold frozen cancun
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

snyderguyz - November 9, 2009, 6:34 pm
Actually, I live in Minnesota - the Cancun reference was for humor. However, before Obama takes all my $$ I'd like to see both the Yukon and NW territories. P.S. Already have visited Toronto, Montreal,Ottawa, Halifax and B.C-Canada is a fun place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:52 pm
They call that water as well.
CANADA - November 9, 2009, 4:48 pm
and leave that gut rot whiskey you drink at home too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
I think they call that Water....
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Canadian beer that is, not the stuff you Americans consider beer.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
Bring beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
Well, If you ever man up and feel you can take a little cold you're welcome to visit.


Permanent Vacation -


TAGS: cold winter canada frozen great white north
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:16 pm
Dam right Moo(?)!! and you don't even have to go into the house for a nice cold beer. Pull 1 from the drift beside the BQer, hold in your armpit for a minute to thaw and enjoy! Your place or mine this weekend?
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2014, 4:50 am
When it's 65 out, I can be going 70 on my motorcycle and all I need is a jacket.
Silverheart - January 19, 2014, 8:35 pm

Chilly today, 65° and sunny. :)
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:10 pm

Here in Wyoming, this is barbecue weather.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:44 pm
We have picnics in what RL calls cold. Right Prissy?
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:38 pm

and it took a canadian to make this...go figure. it was actually colder in my city a couple of weeks back than it was on Mars.


Fortress -


TAGS: frozen waterfall climber ice tears
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - October 28, 2013, 5:47 pm
Thanks guys.
falloutghoul - October 27, 2013, 6:54 pm
The Fortress of Solitude!
lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 5:35 pm

Ohhhhh~Awesome!


Thorns -




Orange Juice from Concentrate -


TAGS: orange juice concentrate frozen oj
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 1, 2013, 12:49 pm
Totally, lol.
Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:23 pm
Also useful for drinking on the way home from the store.


Wet & Cold -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: another instalment from my frozen berry collection
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Sean

GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:58 am
Nobody captures the true sentiment of Marriage, better than Sean. 5L
Sean - January 24, 2010, 1:24 am
Hey LD, what makes you so sure the little light in not on all the time? Just asking ...
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:54 pm

i made a thread for my stolen version of his image
LogicDude - January 23, 2010, 10:52 pm
The Little Woman? She's so frigid...*how frigid IS she?*...She's so frigid, when she spreads her legs a little light comes on!
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:27 pm
thought*
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:20 pm
First thing I though of when I saw was nuns, frigid women that hold on to their virginity.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:18 pm

GS - That is good. You should steal seans picture as well
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 10:12 pm
losing your virginity, a moment frozen in time
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:10 pm
Take the to a nunnery!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:08 pm

you mind if I steal this image for another poster?
Sean - January 23, 2010, 8:33 pm
Let's just say that the cherries encrusted in ice are a visual me***hor for ... figs.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 1:49 pm

do the cold cherries mean its a frigid marriage?


HELL FREEZES OVER? - The curse is ended Philly is back


TAGS: frozen over
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Jordan

jimfromtx - April 12, 2009, 4:48 am
I actually saw this on World's Dumbest today, someone throws a bottle at the guy, and he hits the ground. Hard. They didn't even try and catch him o_O
Charles - October 31, 2008, 8:08 pm
I think it's a Tampa Bay fan; man he got pwnd lol.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 2:50 am
It does look like spidey up there.
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:00 pm
Wait... Is that Spider-Man sitting on that traffic signal?!?


MEMORIES -


TAGS: memories child missing snow frozen
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Reality Lord - December 21, 2016, 3:50 pm

cute
concern3 - December 21, 2016, 12:08 pm
Nice, UP yours


Frozen in Time -


TAGS: pzy frozen time corpses everest
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Greeny - August 3, 2015, 7:32 am
Wrong kind of stiffy - 5L
Oldsod - August 3, 2015, 7:11 am
That's just cold, man. 5L.


Winter Wonderland -




BUMSICLE -


TAGS: frozen homeless cooking snow neglect
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Zeul - January 10, 2017, 7:01 pm
Wait a minute ... I resemble that picture this time of year!?!?


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